![]() This is specified in the NCAA Rulebook, which you can buy here for $7.50 and know more about the game than the referees who are paid to know about the game. Also, the guy in the Cowboy Hat is not legally allowed to play with him at the same time. I hope he'll be wearing pads on Saturday because if not it could get ugly when the Tigers take the field. ![]() Really Important Numbersĭungey is an athletic QB with a big arm that can really do some damage when he gets going. Latter would make me want to kill myself. David Helman September 25, Former is intensely painful. at least I'd die doing something I loved. Hunter Hamilton September 25, I've always wanted to be in a funny Vine. Lucas Jackson September 25, tackle fournette. Rich Hammie Quan September 25, can I change my answer? I'll take my chances on a debilitating back injury trying to tackle Fournette. Tyler Leggett September 25, What kind of coffee? Chris Branch September 25, drink coffee and watch trump defend the end zone from LF7 Lucas Jackson September 25, you are a monster for this Dan Davis September 25, option b reluctantly Would you rather: Tackle Leonard Fournette or Drink coffee with Donald Trump at 3 a.m. How do you carry the football with no arms? How do you run with no legs? The key here is really the peel back block. I'm not sure I agree with Zest (the one with the arm) handing it off to Pulp (the one with no arms), but this wouldn't be the most harebrained thing I've ever seen Yankees do. He's juiced his mind this week and come up with a stellar game plan full of Zest and Pulp. This is Head Orange Coach, Scott Schafer. Of course this press release was written in post-booze haze of the next mornings regrets, with the pride that can come only from being a member of the nation's top party school. The "very small portion of the student body" wouldn't happen to be the hundreds of students you give free beer to on a yearly basis, now would it? I like to think the administration of Syracuse, behind closed doors, celebrated their placement on the party list by playing beer pong and flip cup with Empire Brewing Barley Wine because in Syracuse they don't fuckin' play, man. ![]() Students, parents, faculty and the full Syracuse University community should expect to see important and positive changes in the year ahead that will improve and enhance the student environment in every aspect." - Source With new leadership, we are very focused on enhancing the student experience, both academically and socially. Syracuse University has a long-established reputation for academic excellence with programs that are recognized nationally and internationally as the best in their fields. "We are disappointed with the Princeton Review ranking, which is based on a two-year-old survey of a very small portion of our student body. So Syracuse University, who endorses, nay, outright hosts, two gigantic parties every year must be proud of this fact, right? So it's not all too surprising that Syracuse topped Princeton Review's party schools list just last year. Again this is a University condoned event. Even more amazing? They give out free beer. Mayfest is gigantic block party, which, once again, features high profile (read: expensive) musical acts such as Ke$ha and 2 Chainz. Per their own website, Juice Jam " was a reminder to all students about the great times that have yet to come in their years here at Syracuse University." How did the students feel about this:īy "great times ahead" the administrators at Syracuse quite clearly mean getting mind numbingly blitzed at every waking moment because what the fuck else is there to do in Syracuse, New York? You see, because at the end of the year, they do yet another party, called Mayfest. Juice Jam crams hundreds of students into Skytop Field and contracts big time musical acts, like Kendrick Lamar in 2013. Juice JamĮvery year, to kick off the start of yet another school semester, Syracuse University hosts a music festival in-aptly called "Juice Jam." No, this is not the fruity knock off of Candy Crush. This message is brought to you by Draft Kings. PREVIEW movement by using the #hashtag #BGP2K15. At any rate, please like, comment and share this with your friends and relatives. Or you attend, graduated from or dropped out of Syracuse. Most of it is very funny and if you do not laugh it's probably because you are not smart and do not get the joke. Below you will find an assortment of images and text of a comedic nature.
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